This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.


16 hours ago // 104,465 notes


i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

16 hours ago // 99,001 notes


you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

16 hours ago // 556,706 notes
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

16 hours ago // 154,593 notes
boom clap the sound of my ass

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